Marissa Mei

sehunno:

I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like

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"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME" 

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ogfleecethotson:

Lmao
trying to do anything for the first time
me: oh god did I break it I broke it didn't I
me: I shouldn't allowed to do this. I'm not a real adult. can you do it?
me: I'm going to kill someone on accident I know it
me: it's not working. it's never going to work. I'm a failure.
me: no I'm doing what you're saying MAYBE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS ARE WRONG OKAY
me: oh wait no I got it lol that was easy

fallontonight:

akidandhiscats:

Steve Harvey is the best

Steve Harvey is a gracious host, but not when it comes to getting you a bowl of corn! 

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.
Marilyn Monroe (via kushandwizdom)
kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍